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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE SEVENTH GALLERY ~~~
The Agony Booth --- Chekov got the booth after he attempted to assassinate Kirk in the mirror universe. (I need one of these for my kids...)
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Ergonomic --- Star Trek employed ergonomics before anyone even knew what the word meant... This enabled you to easily shoot yourself in the back (to overcome insomnia!)
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Womens Intuition --- Captain, there's an old Iotian proverb you should learn: 'Spank a child at the end of the day. If you don't know why - he does...'
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Olfactory Receptors --- Spock's problem with gas was so pervasive, it even carried over to the animated series.
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Derogate --- And my favorite Bible passage, Captain, is Matthew 17:15 - 'Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is a lunatic, and sore vexed...'
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Foreshadow --- Nah. I'm not pretending to be you. I'm your nephew's evil twin and I'm taking control of this vessel - after a few more episodes, that is...
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Dr. Zefram Cochrane --- Invented the warp drive. Also discovered a literal 'fountain of youth' on an asteriod in the Gamma Canaris region. It involved complete isolation and possession by an obsessive cloud-like entity. They say, 'No wise man ever wished to be younger...'
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Controversy --- For cryin' out loud! Why would I wanna use a short, dead-ended phaser sword when I got a hundred Type-2's on the ship? Hello?
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Shanghaiing --- A well-kept secret aboard the Enterprise was the underhanded method used to re-supply yeomen. Third world planets provided a plethora of easy victims.
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Timing is Everything --- Doctor, there's a chronometer in the arboretum that ceased working a year ago. It has been correct twice a day ever since. So you see, I do not doubt that you, too, can be...
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Hand Shadows --- Nurse Chapel: Now I see, Doctor! It's a tribble! Either that, or you just can't wait to get your hands on the Saurian brandy...
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Cookie Monster --- Kirk: I heard that Mr. Saavik has put on some weight?  Spock: Affirmative. I wonder if she'd consider posing for my camera...
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Garth of Izar --- The Federation Fleet Captain / Military Genius who learned how to shape-shift from beings on Antos IV. He was committed to the Elba II asylum for the criminally insane after megalomania set in. A dichotomy that he wasn't very good at chess...
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Superfluous --- Shat: First it's toys, now cartoons! What next, replace me with another actor?  Nimoy: Put a sock in it! They've already replaced me at least three times!
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Query --- Kirk: You don't ever have eye boogers, Spock. Because you never sleep, I guess?  Spock: Vulcans sleep, Captain. I just always use a mirror before leaving my quarters...
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Twilight Zone Trek
Over half of the original seven also served under Captain Rod Serling!
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Student Drivers --- Your memory verse for the day, Captain, is from 2nd Kings 9:20 - '...he drives like a madman...'
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Diplomacy --- ...is the art of saying - 'nice sehlat' - until you can find a lirpa.
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Quantum Singularity --- Kirk: Well, I certainly see why they call them 'black holes', Mr. Spock.  Spock: Captain, I suggest you sit down before you exceed your cranial capacity...
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Delusional Misidentification Syndrome --- ...you're all nuts! What's Spock talking about? I'm not Pike! I'm Lieutenant DePaul! Would somebody please get me out of this contraption!
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Wankers! --- When it takes the original pilot and two original series episodes just to tell a Captain and a Commodore what you're up to, name-calling is inevitable...
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Primary Colors --- Oh those wonderful, bold, vibrant Starfleet uniforms. Of course, almost everyone watched the first-runs on a black-and-white television...
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Outer Limits --- Four of the original cast also went to the Limit. Like Star Trek, I love these old sci-fi's for the stories, NOT for the special effects...
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Pchelka and Mushka --- Kirk: Why are you concerned about Seta, Spock? Who is Seta?  Spock: Sentients for the Ethical Treatment of Animals...
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