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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE EIGHTH GALLERY ~~~
Star Trek Urban Myth #4 --- Forget about retroactive continuity. The reason for the bumps is all that headbutting in the B'aht Qul challenge, that and contusions from all the other Klingon rituals...
169
Non Compos --- A guy who threatens his friends with - and then attempts suicide with - a butter knife! Lieutenant Junior Grade Joe Tormolen is the case in point...
170
Perturbation --- Spock: I do not know where Sybok is, Captain. Am I my brother's keeper?  Kirk: The answer to that question, Spock, is supposed to be YES!
171
Rest and Recuperation --- Taking a break from the stress of command, the Captain and First Officer peruse an ancient codex found within the archeological site...
172
Dissecting the Limburger --- Switching the bridge crew to bio-suits is expensive, Spock. If you don't quit passing gas, I'm going to have to dock your pay.
173
Posterity --- Spock: If I had a child, Doctor, I would only wish it ignorance and stupidity. That way, when it is grown, it can have an easy career - as a starship CMO.
174
Finnegan --- He spent so much time tormenting Kirk at the Academy, that he flunked-out, changed his name to Charlie and traveled back to 1960's Earth and became a cop...
175
Alien Architecture --- Spock, what'd you say the name of the authorities were in this town? A Sheriff Taylor and a Deputy Fife, am I right?
176
Khan Noonien Singh --- I have a 'Van Gogh', you know. Unimpressive. I would wager that he cut off his ear by accident and fabricated that 'lost love' story so he would not look stupid.
177
Starfleet General Order #13 --- No member of the United Federation of Planets shall attempt to use a skateboard without wearing proper protection against road rash...
178
Apophthegm --- Mr. Saavik: Admiral, on Vulcan an apple a day keeps morons away...
179
Lost Episode #1 --- Spock, if you're in such a hurry to get away from the smell, why don't you help me collect the rest of this Tiberian bat guano so we can get back to the ship...
180
Anti-Gravity Boots --- Left Boot: I hate gravity! Boo gravity! Gravity stinks! Down with gravity!
181
Elucidation --- Kirk: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Spock.  Spock: And when you throw it, Jim, you must remember to aim for his head...
182
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #7 --- Angel One's capital city, Starbase 515, Malcor III and Klingon colony Krios (TNG); Klaestron IV (DS9); Banea (Voyager). At least TOS kept it at two places per painting...
183
Trekkies --- Unless you attend conventions, you are probably unaware that Avery Brooks is a big fan of Star Trek. He always wears Sulu's uniform at the Starfleet Photo Kiosk...
184
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #8 --- The exotic landscape of Risa from DS9 or the Mari homeworld in Voyager, along with buildings borrowed from several other series and episodes...
185
Forbidden Planet --- It's like watching another Star Trek pilot, before the invention of transporters!
186
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #9 --- The skyline of Pike's hometown in Mojave on Earth or a city on Planet Q (where Kirk's friend with the eyepatch lived - and died).
187
Engineers --- Did you know that Mr. Scott was imprisoned prior to serving under Captain Kirk? He was arrested for actually performing the Schroedinger's Cat Experiment.
188
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #10 --- The Next Generation continued to cheat: This is Gagarin IV (s2e7), the Arkaria Base (s6e18) and Ohniaka III (s6e26 & s7e1).
189
Spatial Interphase --- We should not be too hasty, Mr. Scott. It is possible that the Captain enjoys life on the other side of the dimensional rift and does not want to be rescued...
190
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #11 --- And they come back to the two-limit rule: the human colony on Tau Cygna V in TNG and a Maquis colony on Volon II in DS9.
191
Superior Vulcan Logic --- If a widescreen version is available, full screen DVD's are as useless as you donating your brain to science, Doctor.
192

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