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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE SIXTH GALLERY ~~~
Resignation --- Opera, Captain. You can tell it's over when the fat lady sings. You can't mistake it, Sir. She's pretty loud.
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Context --- '...but he that is greatest among you, let him be as the younger; and he that is chief, as he that doth serve.' - Well. Looks like there's still hope for you, Spock...
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Paradox --- Term used to describe what it takes to handle all the physical and mental ailments aboard a starship when Captain James R. Kirk is making all the decisions.
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Talosians --- I understand you three are looking for a job?
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Conundrum --- These alien guests of the USS Enterprise were never identified in the series. Obviously they're either Munchkins, Oompa Loompas, or King Midas' Mini-Me's.
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Tellarites --- There is an old Vulcan expression, my friends: '...do not cast your pearls before swine...'
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Ms. Communication --- Oh look, Mr. Spock. Some nice alien is sending us an ecard...
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Galactic High Commissioner Ferris --- This position within the bureaucratic structure of the UFP requires initiates to undergo a strict filtering process that disqualifies all except the most anal-retentive.
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The First Borg --- Kirk: God's holy trousers! Who's got the remote?!
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Time Travel --- Is that your idea of a phaser, Spock? Which pocket do you suggest I carry it in?
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Dematerialization --- A simple religious term describing the elimination of one's personal possessions...
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Mutant --- Forget about becoming one of the X-Men. There's no such thing as a beneficial mutation (except in science fiction).
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Samuel T. Cogley: Attorney-at-Law --- There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
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Hailing Frequencies Open --- If he makes me say that one more time, I'm gonna hit him in the back of the head with my earpiece...
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Lenore Karidian --- Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken. (I especially enjoy the Red Shirts in the background!)
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Castigation --- Doctor, I have one sentence for you - it's from the Bible, Job 13:5, and I quote: 'If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.'
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Idiots Guide to Chess --- Don't you see, Bones? They're all natural blonds! Surely we can find someone here that Spock can beat!
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Cordwainer Bird --- 'I have no face, and I must scream.' -- a tribute to writer Harlen Ellison.
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Releasing the Kraken --- Negative, Commodore. You cannot speak with Captain Kirk at this moment as he is personally replenishing our supply of base matter for our replicators...
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Double Espresso --- Gentlemen, we have been deceived. This most certainly is not Starbucks...
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Discrimination --- Spock, all the aliens we've encountered seem to hate red shirts. Perhaps we should change the color of the security uniforms?
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Caveman --- Ever since a childhood camping experience, Dr. McCoy has had an unreasonable hatred of large rocks...
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Wookiee Trek --- Star Trek gave us an alien sasquatch before Star Wars produced Chewbacca! (You know. The anthropoid on planet Taurus II inside the Murasaki Effect. Duh.)
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Andromeda Galaxy --- A non-humanoid species with a hundred tentacle-like limbs making a nearly 300 year voyage across the intergalactic void in multi-generational starships? Cool.
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