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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE FIFTEENTH GALLERY ~~~
Go Go Godzilla --- Bridge to Captain. Do you recall the Gorn that you defeated last week, Sir? Well, his parent is on the main viewscreen and would like to speak to you...
313
The Mark of the Beast --- Contrary to a popular edict, you most certainly should NOT take a number!
314
Trinimbic Interference --- Tuvok: Everyone remember where we parked...
315
The Great Physician --- Then I thought, 'You don't need your medi-kit, Leonard, this is television! I can just beam down and lay my hands on the primitives and heal them!'
316
Big Brother --- Aye, Captain. I've determined the source of the engine troubles, sir. It seems Leslie, here, has been practicing Bach on his work station, again...
317
The Many Faces of Spock --- I believe these are the only 'Non-Nimoy' actors (so far) to portray Spock - all from 'The Search for Spock', except the baby from 'The Final Frontier'.
318
Klingon Happy Meal --- 'I don't like Soylent Green cause it's human - I like it cause it's GOOD!'
319
Apples - The Forbidden Fruit --- 'That is just so gross! Of course, it makes sense. They would be MAC users...'
320
Gagh! --- The actual taste is revolting! It is eaten solely for the unique sensation of the serpent worms spasming in one's mouth and stomach in their death throes.
321
Qo'nos Barbershop Quartet --- Considered one of the best Space Operas of all time, the Quartet performs Wagner's 'The Ring of the Nibelung' in the original Klingon.
322
Klingon Nightmares --- What do Klingons dream about? Things that would send cold chills down your spine, and wake you up in the middle of the night. No, it is better you do not know.
323
Voyager --- Spock! Wasn't Voyager the name of an internal combustion vehicle generically known as a mini-van, used by Americans in the 1990's?
324
Science --- Captain, and I quote your own Albert Einstein: ' Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.'
325
Cautionary --- 'Don't eat that, Spock. You have no idea where it's been...'
326
Communion --- While stranded on a primitive planet and low on provisions, Spock demonstrates the concept of breaking bread (or, in this case, fruitcake).
327
Admiral Robert Bennett --- 'Listen, Bill. I wouldn't work on another one of your darn movies if you gave me your entire collection of Kirk Memorabilia!'
328
The El-Aurian Doctor --- Kirk: 'Soran! Get off my bridge!'
329
Peoples Exhibit 'A' --- 'Mr. President. If we don't start deporting these Vulcans immediately, there won't be any pizza left on the planet!'
330
Music Critics --- Spock: Doctor, surly you know that increased volume is required in heavy metal music?
331
Enlist! --- 'Really, I just joined-up for the cute aliens...'
332
Bloody Peasants --- 'Oh, Captain eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.'
333
Captain's Log --- ...I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
334
Undomesticated Fowl Hunt --- Spock: Well, it looked bigger on the sensors!
335
Antithetical --- I know he's a Vulcan! If you owned a real, live, blue unicorn - you'd be laughing too!
336

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