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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE FOURTH GALLERY ~~~
Medical Treatment Phobia --- Spock: I assume, Doctor, that what you have in your hand is a stud-finder, NOT a medical scanner...
073
Cloaked Anti-Grav Video Cameras --- But, Captain, I can't alvays tell vhen you are vatching me on de wideo. My mind is not wery Wulcanish.
074
Friendly Fire --- Stop. Doctor! Now I know why it's called the 'Hippocratic' Oath.
075
Landing Party --- Remember, gentlemen, to shut-off the nitrous oxide once the party is over...
076
Chekhovs Gun --- ...is the literary technique whereby an element is introduced early in the story, but whose significance does not become clear until later on.
077
Prosthetic Ears --- To produce the belly laughs at the end of most shows, all the cast did was talk about how many more hours Nimoy spent in make-up than they did...
078
Computer Geeks Anonymous --- The two smartest scientist in the UFP couldn't keep the Enterprise's newest computer from malfunctioning - what chance does your I.T. guy have?
079
Surveillance --- Captain, if'n ya don't quit spyin' on me with that invisible floatin' camera of yours, I'm gonna start feedin' these bloody trainees to the warp nacelles...
080
Exacerbation --- Dang it, Spock! It's supposed to be a FRIENDLY game of yard chess!
081
Tholian Commander Loskene --- You have violated my web space, Earthling, and must be punished. Stand still while I construct an electrical cage around you. This may take a while...
082
Rivalry --- It's my stinking ship, you silly-accented Engineer, and you've always got your dirty Scottish hands on her engines! It's not fair, I tell you it's just not fair!
083
Vulcan Stand-Up --- Spock: My next joke will require more serious mathematics. I trust that each of you has brought his or her scientific calculator as instructed?
084
Kunat Kalifee --- Looks like Nurse Chapel finally got her man. Like father, like son...
085
Moonlighting --- I wonder if they know that Balok kid hired me to be the voice of his mean, alien-looking dummy?
086
Image of Surak --- His writings led to Vulcans purging their emotions. If they'd only known all he wanted was a giant, deep-pan, pepperoni with sausage and jalapenos...
087
Blue Funk --- Kirk gave-up the idea of using the Vulcan's colonic physiology to blast hostiles when he realized it would never be more than a short-range weapon.
088
Salt Vampire --- (AKA the M-113 Creature and Nancy Crater and Crewman Green and...) WHAT was Professor Crater thinking?
089
Captain Ronald Tracey of the USS Exeter --- You wouldn't have any double-A's on you Jim? Dirty Yangs done used-up all my phaser batteries!
090
Star Trek Urban Myth #2 --- The real reason for Kirk's hatred of Klingons was that early in his career he recovered their ancient 'Invisible Ball of Pain' and never forgave them.
091
Bearded Spock --- Kirk: You're running a big risk, Spock!  Spock: But Captain, risk is our business. You said so in episode #49?
092
The Evil One --- Ever think about how these people got Spock to visit their planet in the past so their ancestors could sketch an illustration of Satan?
093
Hand-to-Hand Combat Training --- Kirk: I think I can take him, Bones.  McCoy: Jim, you keep forgetting the 'better part of valour'.
094
Flabbergast --- These aren't my pieces...
095
Silicone Nodules --- Did you know that white Vulcans can jump, Chief? How about a little one-on-one?
096

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